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Postby seyla » Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:12 am

Like the War thread just a lot more safer.

*Hits the next poster with a stuffed girrafe*
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Postby Pylse » Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:29 am

Have no idea what the war thread was like, so I'll just go with my instincts on this one.

ouch!

*knocks the next poster with a beaver.
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Postby seyla » Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:49 am

*Throws hedgehog bombs at everyone*
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Postby Pylse » Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:56 am

*Takes some pigs and trains them to eat meat. Then lets them out.
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Postby Rakesh » Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:30 am

Unleashes his chipmunk army to devour everyone in a wave of frenzy and fur.
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Postby 4232 » Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:39 am

unleashes llamas to eat said chipmunks
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if you can find a greasier sandwich-youre in mexico
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Postby seyla » Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:42 am

*Makes a pie and puts all the llamas into it. Cooks it. Hands out slices.*

Pie anyone?


*throws llama pie*
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Postby 4232 » Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:46 am

*has trained moles build giant wall to block llama pie*
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Postby seyla » Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:47 am

*Sends unicorns forward to attack mole wall*
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Postby Pylse » Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:50 am

*Stands on top of the wall throwing rabies infected lemmings at unicorns.
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Postby seyla » Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:52 am

*Turns on unicorn force field flowing from their horns*
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Postby 4232 » Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:53 am

*launches radioactive rock lobsters on the world*
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Postby Pylse » Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:56 am

Sends out hyenas, who laughs so hard the lobters get bad self image.
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Postby daftbrain » Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:04 am

*Unleashes ravenous, militant horde of koala bears on hyenas and unicorns*
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    rawr!
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Postby Pylse » Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:06 am

Sends out pandas armed with AK 47's and nuke grenades. Tell them the coalas are stealing their cuteness factor.
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Postby daftbrain » Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:45 am

*Establishes supply line of Kangaroos to ferry munitions and wounded koalas to and from the front-lines in their pouches*

*Deploys elite tactical assault paratrooper wallabies*

Cute and deadly? You ain't got nothin' on Australian wildlife! :twisted:
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Postby Pylse » Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:47 am

Sends out a hard to kill mutant frog who breeds 5 times a second. Frog eats all vegetation and then explodes.
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Postby seyla » Sun Jul 15, 2007 12:09 pm

*Sends out snakes to eat the frogs*
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Postby Pyr » Sun Jul 15, 2007 12:28 pm

*sends out haggis to eat seyla*
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Postby seyla » Sun Jul 15, 2007 12:35 pm

*stamps on haggis and throws it back at Pyr*
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Postby Pyr » Sun Jul 15, 2007 12:37 pm

*eats haggis*
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Postby seyla » Sun Jul 15, 2007 12:39 pm

*Covers Pyr in haggis*
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Postby Pyr » Sun Jul 15, 2007 1:38 pm

*eats seyla*
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Postby seyla » Sun Jul 15, 2007 1:42 pm

*Cuts way out of Pyr's stomach with a badger*
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Postby Pylse » Sun Jul 15, 2007 1:52 pm

*Uses my army of Platypus to entrap all the HDM members into prison camps, without acess to animals.
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